Surrogates Movie: Stab my eyes and erase my brain.

Ok.

So the comic wasnt very good. Fine. Maybe the studio will change it up and make it cooler, right? Basically just the dialogue and characters were the bad part, so theyll just fix that and itll be pretty bitchin.

Nopers.

The studio might as well have just bought the concept of surrogates from the writer because hurray, the characters and story are now completely different.

and somehow waaaaaay shittier.

awesome.

First off, no steeplejack. Not at all. In the comic, steeplejack was a surrie manned by the original creator of surrogates. It had an extensive electricity based weapon system on board and had no serial markings or anything to track it, not to mention he looked like a badass and was one of the only draws to the book. Ok, neat. Well now its just some idiot with an electric gun that the military made. He gets paid to kill the creatorguy and accidentally kills his son, whose using his dads surrie. The prophet, who is the leader of the anti-surrogate movement, is now not even human, but a surrogate controlled by surrie creatorguy who is now killed by the us military instead of steeplejack. Bruce willis' partner is now a woman for some reason. Oh also, in the movie the detective and his wife live happily ever after. Well in the book the last panels are him coming home and she's dead. Truth hurts.

Whatever, the comic was a turd, what pisses me off is that a studio got ahold of a subpar work and somehow managed to make it a thousand times worse.

When this movie ended the audience literally booed.

I have an idea, why dont you asshats take a good, strong work and let the writers do their thing instead of trying to fit it in some bullshit demographic that doesnt even exist. People arent fucking retarded, they can handle it.